hahaFirst he gets booted out of Prom Queen, then he quits Carpathian, then he quits Bury Your Dead, now he's got a dead end job and a girlfriend with fake tits.
whats next for Michael Crafter you ask? he wants to be on Australia's Big Brother.
if you dont know Crafter and would like to get to know him then vote for him to be on next years big brother.
here are a few of the things you can look forward to seeing on national television.
- farting
- mass eating of tomato's in vast quantities
- talking (loudly) about fights he (probably hasnt really) been in
- talking (loudly) about chicks he (probably hasnt really) slept with
- making a huge mess whilst making pasta
- talking (loudly) about straightedge
- promoting parkway drive
- farting
- wheezing
- athsma attacks
- talking (loudly) about culture and other old shitty hardcore bands
- having orange hands
- and best of all the worlds tiniest teeth
if you really want to bare witness to these things click any of the hideous pictures below to vote Aldinga's finest make it onto Australian Televison
or go to:
http://www.bigbrother.com.au/voting.htm ... rId=950318
Vote for Micheal Crafter...
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